Singapore...

P/S: If you're a patriotic Malaysian please proceed no further, as this post contains disturbing contents...

Just came back from Singapore, and I've never felt this bad about coming back home before(other than being able to meet most of my friends and family again and wandering with my pc)... To conclude this situation, I have two words-MXXXXXIA SUCKS!!! I seriously feeling like staying in Singapore...lol...

I've stayed in Singapore for 6 days... Throughout these days, I've seen a lot... In Singapore, everyone is well-mannered... All the hotel staff will greet you as soon as they see you and even the taxi drivers greet you before you have to the chance to tell them your destination... The ushers will always chant 'Have a nice trip' when you are about to sit in the taxi... The taxi drivers ALWAYS follow the meter unlike the ones over here who will fix the price for you for a certain distance... Everyone over there is just so polite, that the waiter/waitresses there will apologize way before you start to question them unlike the ones here who will not only never apologize instead, they'll put the blame on you... And I seriously don't understand what's the point of studying 'Moral' in our school theoretically when it just comes right out of your heart intuitively(if you have it)... Its just like teaching people how to walk... Such ignorance... Or maybe it's because of the language that the subject is conducted, because in Singapore, there ain't no freaking annoying piggish language(which I always ace in it and yet despise it)... It's as if they have been discriminated, because in restaurants, there's no bloody green sign stating 'Halal' or 'Non-halal'... It sounds like heaven to me...haha...

And Singapore indeed is a man's heaven(strictly for those straight ones) because you just have to tilt your head a lil and you can see chicks everywhere!!! The amount is chicks is like you don't even have the chance to shout 'leng lui' because as soon as you want to open your mouth, another one will just be right in front you!!! Most important of all, there ain't no 'lalas'!!!

It is also a shopping heaven because in a few roads there's like a clump of shopping complex joined together... Just like seeing 1U, MidValley, Times Square, KLCC all along 1 whole road!!!

Everyone over there is kinda rich I think, because everything there is kinda cheap if you see it as a 1:1 ratio instead of 2.5:1 ratio... The waiter/waitresses in an ordinary restaurant gets a pay of S$ 6.50-7.50 per hour and the food there is damn cheap therefore, all the cars over there are worth more than RM 100k... They also have different plate numbers for different automobiles...

Everything over there is digitised... It's like living in Will Smith's character in IRobot... The signboards provides information of ETA of your destination... ETA of busses are also stated and information of busses that pass through the stations are provided as well...

In Singapore, everyone obeys the rules... It's as if they were robots planted with a chip for them to obey all the rules... Therefore, it is kinda hard to get a cab when you are in the middle of the road because you are required to queue up at a proper taxi stand to get a ride...

The roads there don't have much humps there fore you can see Ferrari's speeding across...

Everything just seems so perfect and surreal... Take a trip there if you don't believe me...